After the dust settles and cashew and Mac Daddy had a fantastic day together Mac Daddy has cashew call SB to say goodnight.
SB bellows into the phone about how tragic the day must of been for cashew and SB apologized over and over to cashew for not being with her all day and how Mac Daddy was a mean old troll.
Mac Daddy reminded cashew that she doesn't have her special project that is due tomorrow (because of SB's selfish acts from the previous day). SB held the project hoping that would help her cause in getting cashew back when it was not her time. Cashew asks SB about the project and the drama queen goes on and on about if she has time in the morning she might drop it off.
Shortly after SB sends a text to Mac Daddy "If you had no intention of returning cashew today, you should have been responsible for making sure she had her project. Telling her it is an issue at 8PM the night before school is unfair to her. For her sake I will bring it to the Rec, but the next time you keep her on my time and lie to the police, you should be better prepared for cashew".
After laughing for 10 minutes Mac Daddy is able to reply with " Lol!!!! You lied and got busted. You knew she was to be with me. Reminded you last night. So nice of you to bring her project to the rec center."
Shaking his head Mac Daddy wonders how there was any mistake of what each persons intentions were. Did SB really think after the police told her to go away that cashew would magically end up with her? Her casting of blame has become an incredible feat. SB is so good at reflecting blame Mac Daddy can remember a time SB and Mac Daddy were the only two in an elevator and SB farted and blamed it on Mac Daddy who eventually believed her!!!!!
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Monday, January 18, 2010
SB, Cops, paper work oh my!
The other night SB decides once again to change the past practices of previous agreements and tells Mac Daddy she will picking up Mac Daddys pride and joy, from now on known as "cashew" the next morning. Mac Daddy calmly says what are you talking about? SB screams "I'll be there at 8AM with the police!" and stomps off as she cackles like the witch in Wizard of Oz.
Mac Daddy confused as to why things would change tomorrow when up until now who ever had cashew would simple keep her if it wasn't a school day. With cashew upset by SB threatening to call the cops Mac Daddy told his precious child not to worry.
The next morning Mac Daddy wakes up and SB sends a text at 8AM saying to send the child out or else! Mac Daddy simply replied that SB was not entitled to have precious time with cashew today. SB continued to huff and puff but Mac Daddy remains calm and simply goes about his day spending it with his wonderful child.
Later on a knock at the door. Since Mac Daddy lives in a secured environment he was confused who would knock at the door and bypass the security system. The knock was identified as being the authorities.
Mac Daddy answered the door and they said that SB had paper work saying she was entitled to " take possession" of cashew. Confused at what papers this could be Mac Daddy chats with the police for a minute or two and shows his papers and the police decide they have wasted enough time and go outside and tell SB to go away and stop bothering everyone.
I wish I could say the end but I am sure there will be many MANY more blogs on the SB subject.
Mac Daddy confused as to why things would change tomorrow when up until now who ever had cashew would simple keep her if it wasn't a school day. With cashew upset by SB threatening to call the cops Mac Daddy told his precious child not to worry.
The next morning Mac Daddy wakes up and SB sends a text at 8AM saying to send the child out or else! Mac Daddy simply replied that SB was not entitled to have precious time with cashew today. SB continued to huff and puff but Mac Daddy remains calm and simply goes about his day spending it with his wonderful child.
Later on a knock at the door. Since Mac Daddy lives in a secured environment he was confused who would knock at the door and bypass the security system. The knock was identified as being the authorities.
Mac Daddy answered the door and they said that SB had paper work saying she was entitled to " take possession" of cashew. Confused at what papers this could be Mac Daddy chats with the police for a minute or two and shows his papers and the police decide they have wasted enough time and go outside and tell SB to go away and stop bothering everyone.
I wish I could say the end but I am sure there will be many MANY more blogs on the SB subject.
The birth of SB!
There once was a woman named Sandy Burns, from now on referred as SB. She was a mean ole nasty women more bitter and vindictive then anything. Completely narcissistic and well anyway I could go on an on you get the idea. SB was very self righteous and was compelled to feel as though she won whatever it is she tried, at any cost to boot.
A long time ago SB pretended to be happy and sucked the life out of all those around her. One day a person close to her, a good chap usually going by Mac Daddy, decided he was tired of her abuse. So Mac Daddy left SB and SB was furious! SB repeatedly tried to order and bully Mac Daddy to return so she could continue her vindictive lifestyle.
To this day SB fumes over being left and losing all control of the people she once used as pawns. SB now has a new group for her to feed off of. And this new group has as much, if not more, hatred in their cold veins as she does. I suspect out of fear of hurting each other they decide to be alleys and use each other.
The story begins... I will skip forward to the present day for the next blog.
A long time ago SB pretended to be happy and sucked the life out of all those around her. One day a person close to her, a good chap usually going by Mac Daddy, decided he was tired of her abuse. So Mac Daddy left SB and SB was furious! SB repeatedly tried to order and bully Mac Daddy to return so she could continue her vindictive lifestyle.
To this day SB fumes over being left and losing all control of the people she once used as pawns. SB now has a new group for her to feed off of. And this new group has as much, if not more, hatred in their cold veins as she does. I suspect out of fear of hurting each other they decide to be alleys and use each other.
The story begins... I will skip forward to the present day for the next blog.
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